SHE PLANNED THE WHOLE BLOOD CLOT THING TO COVER UP HER HEINOUS MURDER OF FOUR PATRIOTIC AMERICAN DIPLOMATS

Obviously written by an expert on "brain crises."

He Does It With Satellites! And Their BEAMS!

Strap on that tinfoil hat and the satellite beams won't be able to get through.

All We Need is Seven More!

OK, 1. Afghanistan (which he is getting us out of). 2 through 8? The battles being fought in this idiot's mind.

It WOULD Make Things Easier...

Yes. It will make things... easier.  Disarm the Secret Service. Wonderful idea. Wonderful! 

Damn That Harry Reid!

DAMN that Harry Reid for allowing the House GOP to create the sequester and the parameters of the Fiscal Cliff in the first place.

It's FUN When You Get To Define Who's a Patriot!

Because there ARE no liberal patriots. Right? Not even ones who served in the military or died for their country. Nope. You gotta be a chicken hawk teabagger to be a PATRIOT!

Cut That Blood Clot From Her Skull And Force it to Testify!

The really amazing part is how Hillary had the presence of mind in this conspiracy to bash her skull into the wall over and over again, just behind the right ear, long enough to form a blood clot.  The things some people will do to avoid responsibility for things they had nothing to do with.

Let's Blame OBAMA!

Well, given that the Fiscal Cliff was entirely the creation of the Republican House of Representatives, suggesting Obama take the blame for it would be like suggesting you take the blame for the Newtown School Shooting.  By the way, Terry... where WERE you on Friday, Dec. 14?

Government Should Be Funded By Sale of the Tears of Orphans to Drought Stricken Nations

In the nineteenth and early twentieth centuries, the United States relied primarily on taxes levied on products manufactured in the United States (excise taxes) or imported into the country from elsewhere (tariffs) for the bulk of federal revenues. Two notable problems resulted from this heavy reliance on what are called consumption taxes. First, the revenue from tariffs was easily disrupted when trade fell. Second, both types of taxes were typically passed on to consumers in the form of higher prices, and this disproportionately impacted the poor. Both of these problems with the consumption-based tax system led to consideration of an income tax during the nineteenth century.

One hundred years ago life was short and brutal. The average American only lived to age 35 back then, as was true in countries around the world.

Antibiotics and modern medicine weren't even invented yet. There was no Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid, and minimal national defense 100 years ago. A bunch of guys on horses constituted the American Army of 1910. Compare that to today's missiles and aircraft carriers. Life today is quite different than a century ago. No one wants to go back to those primitive times.

Well, perhaps it's incorrect to say "No one..."