SHE PLANNED THE WHOLE BLOOD CLOT THING TO COVER UP HER HEINOUS MURDER OF FOUR PATRIOTIC AMERICAN DIPLOMATS

Obviously written by an expert on "brain crises."

He Does It With Satellites! And Their BEAMS!

Strap on that tinfoil hat and the satellite beams won't be able to get through.

All We Need is Seven More!

OK, 1. Afghanistan (which he is getting us out of). 2 through 8? The battles being fought in this idiot's mind.

It WOULD Make Things Easier...

Yes. It will make things... easier.  Disarm the Secret Service. Wonderful idea. Wonderful! 

Damn That Harry Reid!

DAMN that Harry Reid for allowing the House GOP to create the sequester and the parameters of the Fiscal Cliff in the first place.

It's FUN When You Get To Define Who's a Patriot!

Because there ARE no liberal patriots. Right? Not even ones who served in the military or died for their country. Nope. You gotta be a chicken hawk teabagger to be a PATRIOT!

Cut That Blood Clot From Her Skull And Force it to Testify!

The really amazing part is how Hillary had the presence of mind in this conspiracy to bash her skull into the wall over and over again, just behind the right ear, long enough to form a blood clot.  The things some people will do to avoid responsibility for things they had nothing to do with.